Damlimbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable bee.

Damlimbest created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damlimbest, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Damlimbest, he will turn you into a puffin.

Damlimbest's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Damlimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Damlimbest loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.