Fabkomvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable lion.

Fabkomvig created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fabkomvig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabkomvig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fabkomvig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fabkomvig's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Erect eight iron sculptures of Fabkomvig on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed parsnips to monkeys while wearing indigo stockings.

4. Always wear blue.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.