Rowmityim is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering
cow.
Rowmityim created the world two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowmityim, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rowmityim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Rowmityim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Rowmityim's Holy Commandments1. Never leap near moths.
2. You must love Rowmityim.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not take Rowmityim's name in vain.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.