Rillgetlad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful alligator.

Rillgetlad created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillgetlad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillgetlad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rillgetlad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rillgetlad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Rillgetlad first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Rillgetlad.