Xenkemxuck is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, ruthless
tortoise.
Xenkemxuck created time and space five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenkemxuck, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Xenkemxuck, she will turn you into a goat.
Xenkemxuck's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Xenkemxuck's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
2. Never mention ants.
3. Never hurt great tits.
4. Run away from pink shrews, for they are unholy.
5. Never go into fawn rooms.