Lunbuspit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident bat.

Lunbuspit created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunbuspit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lunbuspit, it will not invite you to parties.

Lunbuspit's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lunbuspit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to squirrels while wearing pink stockings.

5. Never skip in holy places.