Genafnillwig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet ferret.

Genafnillwig created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genafnillwig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genafnillwig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Genafnillwig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Genafnillwig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.