Parkcimzan is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, resourceful
human.
Parkcimzan created humanity six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parkcimzan, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Parkcimzan, it will remove you from existence.
Parkcimzan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Parkcimzan's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near ducks.
2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Parkcimzan on top of all buildings.
3. Put Parkcimzan first in all things.
4. Always wear mauve.
5. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing gray skirts.