Yakbosstipbisster is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy
squirrel.
Yakbosstipbisster created light five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yakbosstipbisster, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yakbosstipbisster, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Yakbosstipbisster's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Yakbosstipbisster's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Hide from green cats for they are unholy.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.