Yakbosstipbisster is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy squirrel.

Yakbosstipbisster created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbosstipbisster, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yakbosstipbisster, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Yakbosstipbisster's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yakbosstipbisster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide from green cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.