Nadgudfitdum is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, emotional
salamander.
Nadgudfitdum created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nadgudfitdum, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nadgudfitdum, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Nadgudfitdum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Nadgudfitdum's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Nadgudfitdum must be the most important thing in your life.