Cipwip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome tapir.

Cipwip created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Cipwip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipwip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cipwip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.