Tonartnad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud human.

Tonartnad created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonartnad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonartnad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonartnad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tonartnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never laugh near bats.

5. Do not speak about carrots.