Tonartnad is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud
human.
Tonartnad created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tonartnad, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tonartnad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Tonartnad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Tonartnad's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.
2. Never write about electromagnetism.
3. Do not shave your hands.
4. Never laugh near bats.
5. Do not speak about carrots.