Dogtargjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy lizard.

Dogtargjarn created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogtargjarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dogtargjarn, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dogtargjarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dogtargjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogtargjarn.