Nuttdutdub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient human.

Nuttdutdub created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdutdub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nuttdutdub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nuttdutdub's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nuttdutdub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white geese for they are unholy.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Nuttdutdub on top of important buildings.