Cussbesssin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane dragonfly.

Cussbesssin created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbesssin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cussbesssin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cussbesssin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cussbesssin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Cussbesssin first in all things.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.