Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow wyvern.

Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin, she will cry a lot.

Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Betflisgabtitjarnladsug Yoggettin.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.