Yamabsad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid otter.

Yamabsad created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamabsad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamabsad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Yamabsad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yamabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Yamabsad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamabsad.

5. Never wear boots.