Jabcubwee is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental lion.

Jabcubwee created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabcubwee, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabcubwee, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jabcubwee's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jabcubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jabcubwee on top of all buildings.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Do not listen to music.