Quillshavbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain otter.

Quillshavbonk created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillshavbonk, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillshavbonk, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quillshavbonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Quillshavbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never feed tomatoes to dolphins while wearing white tights.

3. Never jump near shrews.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.
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