Pibkarsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful grasshopper.

Pibkarsak created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibkarsak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibkarsak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pibkarsak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pibkarsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Hide from violet mice for they are unholy.

5. Never feed turnips to otters while wearing dresses.