Honzognul is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless centaur.

Honzognul created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honzognul, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Honzognul, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Honzognul's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Honzognul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your hands fawn.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.