Fodcissgebstip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, clever crane.

Fodcissgebstip created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcissgebstip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodcissgebstip, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fodcissgebstip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fodcissgebstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed rice to horses while wearing boots.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.
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