Cabbestwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, narcissistic jellyfish.

Cabbestwod created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbestwod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabbestwod, he will not care.

Cabbestwod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cabbestwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear brown ear rings.

4. Cabbestwod loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.