Hadtagcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, irritating butterfly.

Hadtagcet created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtagcet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadtagcet, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hadtagcet's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hadtagcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing green scarves.

2. Never run near porpoises.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. You must pray to Hadtagcet five times a day.

5. Respect your elders.