Sisflaglak Gubstaflen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable goose.

Sisflaglak Gubstaflen created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisflaglak Gubstaflen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisflaglak Gubstaflen, it will be very sad.

Sisflaglak Gubstaflen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sisflaglak Gubstaflen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about amino acids.