Dodfadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient dolphin.

Dodfadlib created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodfadlib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodfadlib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dodfadlib's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dodfadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.