Cudlidquill is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless hyena.

Cudlidquill created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudlidquill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudlidquill, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cudlidquill's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cudlidquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not chop down trees.