Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong cow.

Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest six times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Never feed tomatoes to hamsters while wearing pink boots.