Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest
is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong
cow
.
Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest
created humankind five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest
, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest
, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest's
most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Kimwiptalbinfubgedstragbest six times a day.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.
4. Never eat pineapples.
5. Never feed tomatoes to hamsters while wearing pink boots.
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