Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent lion.

Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep, it will strike you with lightening.

Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Narnarsom Fuddumgebquafwatyarpgep loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the north.