Pangkonsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent gorilla.

Pangkonsab created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangkonsab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangkonsab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pangkonsab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pangkonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Pangkonsab.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Never bounce in holy places.