Shavtikben is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong toad.

Shavtikben created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavtikben, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavtikben, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Shavtikben's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Shavtikben's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight gulls approach from the west.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.