Cudrillbug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless raven.

Cudrillbug created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudrillbug, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudrillbug, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cudrillbug's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cudrillbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Cudrillbug in the centre of the settlement.