Tundabrut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident cobra.

Tundabrut created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Tundabrut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tundabrut, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tundabrut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tundabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tundabrut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tundabrut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not jump in public.