Pascin is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, two-faced
troll.
Pascin created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pascin, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Pascin, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Pascin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Pascin's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Pascin's name in vain.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never sprint near snails.
4. You must pray to Pascin three times a day.
5. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the south.