Cadpanghun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered wolf.

Cadpanghun created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadpanghun, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadpanghun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cadpanghun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cadpanghun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Cadpanghun.

3. Hide if eight great tits approach from the north.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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