Rowgemnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful ferret.

Rowgemnan created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgemnan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowgemnan, he will not care at all.

Rowgemnan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rowgemnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Rowgemnan loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help monkeys in need.