Cebdotnull Hivzimren is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic wyrm.

Cebdotnull Hivzimren created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebdotnull Hivzimren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebdotnull Hivzimren, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cebdotnull Hivzimren's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cebdotnull Hivzimren's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to ants while wearing jumpers.

2. Never leap in the presence of porpoises.

3. Do not take Cebdotnull Hivzimren's name in vain.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not chop down trees.