Motbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered goat.

Motbest created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Motbest, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motbest, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Motbest's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Motbest's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Motbest loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Motbest on top of all buildings.