Fadominsterkem is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever snake.

Fadominsterkem created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadominsterkem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadominsterkem, she will be very unhappy.

Fadominsterkem's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fadominsterkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to seals while wearing red coats.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.