Rawfatdod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional hydra.

Rawfatdod created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfatdod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawfatdod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rawfatdod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rawfatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always obey Rawfatdod's priests.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.