Motfumjap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud sheep.

Motfumjap created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motfumjap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Motfumjap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Motfumjap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Motfumjap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not eat aubergines.
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