Negfubfarn is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful
slug.
Negfubfarn created viruses eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Negfubfarn, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Negfubfarn, it will turn you into a tree.
Negfubfarn's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Negfubfarn's Holy Commandments1. Never skip near hamsters.
2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Negfubfarn in the centre of the settlement.
3. Hide if eight rats approach from the north.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not wear gold on your body.