Mistiptignil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy gorilla.

Mistiptignil created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mistiptignil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mistiptignil, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mistiptignil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mistiptignil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.