Ken is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient
clam.
Ken created the planet Mars five million years ago.
If you believe in
Ken, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Ken, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Ken's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Ken's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never wear shoes.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not speak about spinach.