Himfubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient toad.

Himfubbog created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himfubbog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Himfubbog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Himfubbog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Himfubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Run away if six monkeys approach from the south.