Binyakhab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast bat.

Binyakhab created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Binyakhab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binyakhab, it will turn you into a worm.

Binyakhab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Binyakhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

4. Binyakhab loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.