Yattpagmab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, vain snail.

Yattpagmab created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattpagmab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattpagmab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yattpagmab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yattpagmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Do not eat oranges.