Rillyartsand is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying wombat.

Rillyartsand created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Rillyartsand, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillyartsand, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rillyartsand's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rillyartsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to gulls while wearing orange shirts.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Rillyartsand in the centre of the settlement.