Kipbestlun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful mouse.

Kipbestlun created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbestlun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kipbestlun, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kipbestlun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kipbestlun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.