Xindogflap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident monkey.

Xindogflap created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xindogflap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xindogflap, he will ignore you.

Xindogflap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Xindogflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xindogflap.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about dark energy near moths while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your chest.